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If you had your way, for a day

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by Dragoon44, May 16, 2011.


  1. Dragoon44

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    I'll start,

    You just left one of your regular Friday and sat night stops, its a home with two dysfunctional idiots that cannot get along but refuse to get away from each other. You know that you will be back before the end of the shift and have to take one or both of these mouth-breathers to jail.

    On have your way for a day, you would take your 10-8, drive a few blocks away and radio the station, " base, here are the target coordinates, fire for effect."

    :cool:
     

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  2. CAcop

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    We had this wall at the main bus station in town where parolees would go hang out. I alwas wanted to throw a flashbang at their feet as I drove by. Now I would settle for birdshot to the legs off the ground in front of them.
     

  3. blueiron

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    Be the last man in a search warrant team - let the team do their thing and after the festivities are done, take the issued M2 flamethrower and burn the hovel to the ground.

    It would prevent recidivism in that residence and would allow the Barcalounger Boys to drive their pretty red truck and get some hose time in.
     
  4. Bullman

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    I was so there last night, too bad all I got to take with me was one. On my "have it my way day" I would drive to the airport, get in my personal Junkers Ju 87 "Stuka" dive bomber and turn the place into a crater. I just love that siren that screams when you put one in a dive:supergrin:
     
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    We are in a kinder, gentler age now. Lock 'em both up for life, work the crap out of 'em, and keep 'em from reproducing. That last part is one of the things I like most about incarceration. They can no longer multiply.
     
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    I just be happy with being allowed, for one day, to slap anyone who I felt needed it... I would gladly stay up for 24 hours. :tbo:
     
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    I'd get a letter reassigning me from Corrections to Predator Drone Enforcement Division... The Drones would be armed with Hellfires of course...
     
  8. Pepper45

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    A few 500 pound bombs would fix all the problems at a particular apartment complex.
     
  9. DaBigBR

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    I had long suggested such a program for our dispatchers. Most said they would work 24 straight hours to take full advantage. It would just be a "say anything you want on the phone" day.
     
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    drive habitual scrotes to the county line and tell them "don't come back, ever".
     
  11. Morris

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    I'd be happy if it was just politicians.

    And hack media "reporters."
     
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    I put in my request to our aviation wing for the Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) training. It'll be pretty cool wearing a pair of flyboy wings over the badge. :supergrin:
     
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    I would initiate a system of banishment.
     
  15. Morris

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  17. Morris

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    Only if the duck gets his way.
     
  18. Vigilant

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    That thought came to mind as well.
     
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    :rofl:

    I know someone who did this...then called the highway patrol and told them he checked on the "hitchhiker" and that he was OK...
     
  20. Dragoon44

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    I would have Unannexted entire blocks and apartment complexes from the city. declaring them now to be in the county.

    Only problem is then we would probably have to had laid off half the police force because there would be little to do. But at least they probably would be quickly ired by a suddenly overburdened S.O.

    :rofl::rofl:
     
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