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If God Had Voice Mail

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 6, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    Thank you for calling heaven.

    I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

    If you would like to speak to:
    God, press 1.
    Jesus, press 2.
    The Holy Spirit, press 3.
    If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4.

    To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. (If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.)

    For reservations in heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16

    For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive.

    If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor.
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
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