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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.
    He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress .
    .."

    "STOP pal - I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the
    bartender.

    A few minutes later the guy tried again, "People say about the
    Pope ..."
    "NO religion talk, either," the bartender cuts in.

    One more try to break the boredom..." I thought the Yankees would..."
    "NO sports talk...That's how fights start in bars!" the barman said.

    "Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?"
    "Sure, that we can talk about", replies the barkeep.

    "GREAT... GO SCREW YOURSELF!"