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I want to be an alien.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Mar 7, 2009.


  1. Blitzer

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    By Dane Cook:

    I want to be an alien. The movie 'Aliens' -- isn't that the best, those aliens? You don't mess with those aliens. They're bad-ass looking. They're always wet and ****. You don't mess with that. If I got on the subway like that, you wouldn't mess with me.
     
  2. deadday

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    I love Dane Cooks movies but HATE his standup. The only thing I've heard from him standup-wise that i like is the Nestle Quick skit..