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I want a nephew!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 29, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

    Aug 20, 2002
    Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother
    and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.

    "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

    "And why not?" asked Stan.

    "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and
    I have here?"

    Stan said nothing.

    The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan,
    make me an uncle."

    Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an
    apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want a

    "Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor."

    "Well congratulations, you're holding him."