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"I tripped and fell... yeah that's it, that's the ticket"...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by TBO, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. seanmac45

    seanmac45 CLM

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  2. MtBaldy

    MtBaldy Obie Wan, RIP

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    I don't think that says what you meant to say. I might have said:

    "This morning's CNN reported that during the incident he may have been banging a stowaway he brought aboard."


    Anyhooo, Costa is now claiming she wasn't a stowaway. She's not bad looking though:


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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ettino-cruise-ship-hit.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    Edit:

    First photo was labelled wrong. It was her friend and not her. This is right.
     
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  3. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    Okay, he's forgiven then. The hell with the rest of the passengers, gotta protect those assets first.
     
  4. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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  5. Blaster

    Blaster Hunc tu caveto

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  6. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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  7. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    I woke the cat laughing. She is not amused.


    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  8. raven11

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  9. *ASH*

    *ASH* in hell everyone loves popcorn

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    reminds of the movie the last boy scout bruce willis says " oh i c it was an accident you just come in and trip over the carpet and stick your pong into my wife " :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    ugh, this guy is such a scumball. I read someplace he ordered dinner from the ships kitchen AFTER HE CRASHED IT. Presumably before he fell into that lifeboat and UNDER THAT BLANKET. :upeyes:
     
  11. *ASH*

    *ASH* in hell everyone loves popcorn

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    agreed this dude is a scuzzzzzz , and i hope he gets all the wrath .
     
  12. raven11

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    he can't be that bad Mrs. VR

    look at how the woman he was bonking with the entire cruise comes to his defense , I wish i had that kind of witness to my actions

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnzyvdZyHQ"]Woman defends cruise ship captain - YouTube[/ame]
     
  13. airmotive

    airmotive Tin Kicker

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    Almost forgot about this one...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgrX7uOZqHI&noredirect=1"]The Front Fell Off - YouTube[/ame]
     
  14. John43

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    My wife works at a high school and they caught two teenagers having sex in the bleachers in the gym that was dark. The girl said she accidently fell on his *****! Anyway that is what she told her mother when she came to pick her up.