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"I told her not to squeeze the tomatoes"

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by Detectorist, May 13, 2011.

  1. Patchman

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    That's just sad. But what does him being Bulgarian got anything to do with anything? If he was a collector of heads, or if he decapitated her to sell her head to a medical school or something, I could see that being newsworthy.
     

  2. EOD3

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    I think Bulgarian = NOT Spanish.

    I hope they catch his room-mate that told him to find a woman and get a little h++d... :rofl:
     
  3. Detectorist

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    :rofl:

    My first beer this week and I spat it out. :rofl:
     
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  5. furioso2112

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    Child's play. Please - give me somthing difficult or irregular to decapitate, like a seahorse, or a Medusic Hydra.

    Psshh. Wussy be-heading fear-ers.

    Next, we'll find out the perpetrator was a single or married (perhaps previosuly) white or black male age three weeks to 300 years with a size 7 (to 17) shoe, wearing a light or dark colored coat or none at all.

    Sell me something easy, like bubonic plague.
     
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