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I Thought I wuz a Cowboy...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jun 20, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    An old cowboy dressed to the 9s, with a cowboy shirt, hat,
    jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a
    drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat
    down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned
    to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life
    on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending
    fences. I guess I am."

    After a short while, he asked her what she was.

    She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day
    thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning
    I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV,
    everything seems to make me think of women."

    A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered
    another drink.

    A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a
    real cowboy?"

    To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I
    just found out that I'm a lesbian."