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I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello.

    He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from
    So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are
    you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
    watching while your partner whipped my rear end with wet celery?"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

    Irreverence, is basically the champion of Liberty, if not it’s only defender.
    That’s why it’s there. ~ (Mark Twain)