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I Might Be Old, But Hey, I’ve Got Feelings

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Jun 2, 2011.


  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner
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    I’m not in the best of shape, but I was working out in the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing.

    I asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"

    The trainer looked me up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the lobby"

    Now that really hurt! I don’t go back there anymore.
     
  2. CitizenOfDreams

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  3. Deployment Solu

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    That's funny right there!!!
     
  4. SCmasterblaster

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    There are gold-diggers everywhere, even at the gym.