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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 7, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
    her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
    Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my
    fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than
    that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
    very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's
    belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
    stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me,
    but do you know me?no, but I know what you've been doing.
     
  2. Carek

    Carek

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    I think your missing the punchline, it goes like this

    "no, but I know what you've been doing."
     


  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    ooooooops I messed up^4 ^3