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I gotta quit drinking

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1955mercury, Mar 11, 2012.


  1. 1955mercury

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    I went to a local bar last night. I woke up this morning with company in my bed.

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    I'm still trying to find my truck. I think she ate it.
     

    Wanna kill these ads? We can help!
  2. JackMac

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    My goodness! That is a big woman.
     

  3. TSAX

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    :wow:, someone call Dr. Drew :whistling:






    :50cal:
     
  4. USMCsilver

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    Boat Life ©

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    She looks kinda angry at her pants.
     
  5. birda40

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    Hefers need lovin to ! ;)
     
  6. NEOH212

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    Diesel Girl

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    If your doing belly shots on that, somebody is getting drunk fast!

    :supergrin:
     
  7. NEOH212

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    Diesel Girl

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    I was always told there is nothing wrong with fat women.

    1. You have shade in the summer.

    2. You have heat in the winter.

    3. If you get them tattoos, you have moving pictures all year around!

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  8. NEOH212

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    Diesel Girl

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    You would be angry with your pants too if you needed two shoe horns and a can a crisco to get into them.

    At least blaming her pants made her feel better about herself.

    Come to think of it, I think I saw her at Walmart. She was riding one of those scooters and had it stacked with cake, ice cream, potato chips and candy bars. She did however have a two liter of diet coke to wash it all down with as she wanted to watch her girlish figure. :whistling:

    :rofl:
     
  9. Chuche2

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    Her midnight snack: A pan of drippins and a loaf of bread.
     
  10. FM12

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    I need AMMO!

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    My eyes hurt now. Bet she has to use a bookmarker to find her girl stuff. YAK!
     
  11. usmc4641

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    After seeing that I need to start
     
  12. eracer

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    Where's my EBT?

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    Guzzling tequila?
     
  13. Brian Lee

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    Drop those nuts

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    "A friend of mine quit drinking because his doctor said it was gonna kill him. A week later he got ran over by a beer truck."

    -- Archie Bunker
     
  14. LASTRESORT20

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    My Goodness! Thats a Hefty women....!
     
  15. robin303

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    I'm bleaching my eyes now. :puking:
     
  16. manbearpig

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    Now that I found a forum I'm allowed to post on; I'm at a loss for words.
     
  17. robin303

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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