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I gotta quit drinking

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1955mercury, Mar 11, 2012.

  1. 1955mercury

    1955mercury

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    I went to a local bar last night. I woke up this morning with company in my bed.

    [​IMG]

    I'm still trying to find my truck. I think she ate it.
     
  2. JackMac

    JackMac

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  3. TSAX

    TSAX USAF Vet

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  4. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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  5. NEOH212

    NEOH212 Diesel Girl

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    If your doing belly shots on that, somebody is getting drunk fast!

    :supergrin:
     
  6. NEOH212

    NEOH212 Diesel Girl

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    I was always told there is nothing wrong with fat women.

    1. You have shade in the summer.

    2. You have heat in the winter.

    3. If you get them tattoos, you have moving pictures all year around!

    :rofl:
     
  7. NEOH212

    NEOH212 Diesel Girl

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    You would be angry with your pants too if you needed two shoe horns and a can a crisco to get into them.

    At least blaming her pants made her feel better about herself.

    Come to think of it, I think I saw her at Walmart. She was riding one of those scooters and had it stacked with cake, ice cream, potato chips and candy bars. She did however have a two liter of diet coke to wash it all down with as she wanted to watch her girlish figure. :whistling:

    :rofl:
     
  8. Chuche2

    Chuche2

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    Her midnight snack: A pan of drippins and a loaf of bread.
     
  9. FM12

    FM12 I need AMMO!

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    My eyes hurt now. Bet she has to use a bookmarker to find her girl stuff. YAK!
     
  10. usmc4641

    usmc4641 NRA member

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  11. eracer

    eracer Where's my EBT?

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    Guzzling tequila?
     
  12. Brian Lee

    Brian Lee Drop those nuts

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    Up a tree.
    "A friend of mine quit drinking because his doctor said it was gonna kill him. A week later he got ran over by a beer truck."

    -- Archie Bunker
     
  13. LASTRESORT20

    LASTRESORT20 LongTerm-Guy

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  14. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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  15. manbearpig

    manbearpig

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    Now that I found a forum I'm allowed to post on; I'm at a loss for words.
     
  16. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    :rofl::rofl: