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"I go behind the lines and abduct people"

Discussion in 'The US Air Force Forum' started by 4095fanatic, Feb 15, 2009.


  1. 4095fanatic

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    I'm pretty sure this guy is just blowing smoke, but before I call him out I thought I'd do a little research. This guy claims:

    1. He's a captain in the USAF.
    2. He's not part of any group... he's called as needed for special ops.
    3. He goes behind enemy lines to abduct people.
    4. He's not based out of any set location either.
    5. He's kinda an S3... more of an S2.

    I have an army friend who claims he told her he was based out of Ft. Meade... he didn't really seem too up to speed on USAF stuff. He had no idea what wings were nearby (I'm not even in the USAF and I can at least name a few out of Dover and Andrews), had no idea what most of the specialties were, etc. Also, I've met some SF guys and most of them don't tell you what they do off the bat, and when they do they don't tend to brag a whole lot. Talked to a guy once for a few minutes thinking he was just an infantryman in the army... later found out he's a decorated DS1 veteran who went in on the ground before the air war with a ranger team. Ditto for a friend's son who was just a "regular seaman"... later found out he's a SEAL.

    Anyway, this guy just didn't seem to jive and he's applying for the fire department here as a volunteer and I'd rather not take him in if he's actually an E-1 with delusions of grandeur, but I figured I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. He claims he's not a firefighter with the airforce cause all they do it "drink beer and sit around because planes never crash, really". *sigh*. Anyone have any ideas before I send him packing?
     

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  2. sdglock22

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    Well if he's talking about Ft. Meade Sturgis SD, it hasn't seen active military duty since Custers day I think, quite a time anyway. It has a veterens hospital and is used for some training of sorts but don't think they run any special ops out of it. But then again what better place to run a special ops unit from than an outdated Ft. LOL
     

  3. deadday

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    If by 'go behind the lines and abduct people' he means 'I go to the PX and abduct Doritos'
     
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    Did he tell you he is trained in the deadly secret toe gouges of Pakistani Airborne troops too? :upeyes:
     
  5. Texas357

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    Next time he tells you that, look him in the eye while you speak into your wristwatch "We've got a security breach, he's a talker."

    See what he does.
     
  6. 4095fanatic

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    Ft. Meade, MD. NSA has their main campus there. If he'd told me he was intel I might have believed him.
     
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    Holy crap, but a load. Idiot of the highest magnitude.
     
  8. 4095fanatic

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    Just figured I'd check and see if there was any chance he was credible before I called him out. I have the highest respect for special ops guys and wouldn't want to demean one by accident... but yeah I pretty much had him 99.9% pegged as a tool from the start.
     
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    If he was legit he wouldn't be telling you.

    All the specops guys I know won't talk about ***** unless I really pry, and that stuff is unclass. I think "abducting people" would probably fall on the classified side.
     
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    Ask him the color of the boathouse door at Hereford.. :)
     
  11. MrMurphy

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    Ask to see his 214 if he's out, or speak to his superior officer if he's in.

    That'll clear it up REAL quick.

    I've never known another special ops type to openly say what they are up front unless you know them well, or you're both in uniform and it's kind of obvious (PJ talking to a cop, etc).

    And PJs go behind the lines and RESCUE people.........nobody in the AF goes around abducting them. Blow stuff up? Sure. Call in airstrikes or set up airfields? Yeah. But not abductions.
     
  12. Skycop1

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    He could be an OSI Agent (Air Force Office of Special Investigations). We work outside the wire “with” special ops frequently; however, we are counterintelligence officers. Although we don’t exactly “snatch” people, one of our wartime missions is to collect intelligence and create target packages for the spec ops folks to serve (snatching bad guys). We are sometimes present when this happens. I would be surprised if this guy was an OSI agent though as most are pretty humble (of course there is always an exception). Being that part of our law enforcement mission is arson investigation I would assume he would have more respect for the Air Force Fire department.

    FYI: There are no officers in the Air Force Fire Department, they are all enlisted. If he is a Capt then I imagin that is why he his not one. If he is an OSI agent he would be a "Special Agent" but he would still have a military rank (E5-07 or civilian fed). Usually the rank is masked untill they are higher up (SMSgt or Maj). This is not a hard rule but pretty standard.
     
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    I have to agree with Skycop1. My brother is also OSI and I have a slight knowledge of what they do. I personally have been AFSOC my entire career minus one year in Korea. AFSOC stands for Air Force Special Operations Command. I'm very proud of that. To me, it seems that this guy is full of it. I have been deployed eight different times since 9/11 so I have been able to live in the same compounds as some really awesome organizations. These guys are very humble and wouldn't go around bragging about that. They would actually perfer for you not to know what they do. Find out how old this guy is. You have to think that first he must complete college and then on top of that it takes time until he reaches the rank of Captain. Personally speaking, my brother is currently a Captain and he is 32 years old. So if he's no older than 29 or so, I would cut him off there. Find out if he had an "Honorable Discharge" and then ask for proof. I hate it when people try to take credit for things that other people risk their lives to do.
     
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    IF that is what he was doing:

    1) he wouldn't be talking about it
    2) he' know there are no 'lines' to go behind
    3) he wouldn't be talking about it
     
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    Wait a minute...he's one of those uber-cool-tactical guys that gets called in when th SEALs/SF/PJs need help right? :upeyes:
     
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    :rofl::rofl: This keep's getting better !:popcorn:
     
  18. deadday

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    I've got this guy beat by a mile...I served as door gunner on the space shuttle for 3 years...
     
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    SO YOUR THE GUY THAT GOT THE JOB ! :50cal:
     
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