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"I Can't Decide on a Holster!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    OWB, IWB, MOB, Pager Pal, Mexican Carry, Shoulder Holster, I can't decide!!!

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    Please Help Me...........
     
    Last edited: Nov 30, 2012
  2. MCPreacher

    MCPreacher

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    He needs a hat holster, I guess....
     

  3. Trebuchet

    Trebuchet Sláinte !

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    Zoot suit riot...
     
  4. jp_72

    jp_72 Thor's Hammer

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    That man is stylin AND profilin!
    :bowdown:
     
  5. FireGuy

    FireGuy Into The Breach CLM

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    And his belt "goes round twice"...
     
  6. glockman66

    glockman66

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    What does he do when he has to do No. 1 or No. 2? That must be one heck of a long zipper(especially if he gets some personal appendage caught in it when he zips up(ouch)).
     
  7. sparky1

    sparky1

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    He's practicing for old age!
     
  8. JLarsson

    JLarsson Livin' FREE!!!

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    Ankle holster...
     
  9. What? Me worry?

    What? Me worry?

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    He needs an SOB holster. He can just reach behind his head or over his shoulder and draw it!
     
  10. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer Silver Member CLM

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    Odd pants size:

    18" waist

    48" inseam
     
  11. milkdud

    milkdud

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    Don't make fun! I had to go to a job interview and my 7' 9" basketball playing cousin said I could use his pants since all my other clothes were at the dry cleaners. AND I DIDN'T GET THE JOB!!!:crying:
     
  12. ICHI

    ICHI @#%* !

    someone needs to do a smart carry video on this one
     
  13. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    :rofl:
     
  14. Londo Mollari

    Londo Mollari Emperor

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    This Nigerian have unclaimed funds for YOU at Lagos National Bank of Nigeria, only need $1,000 from you to bribe bank officers, then take $20,000 from your acct and give you remaining $2,000,000. Nigerian very honest and not cheat you, you trust mm?
     
  15. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Any day now, I too will have bunch-O-cash in the bank!!!

    :rofl:
     
  16. BillR

    BillR Senior Member

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    Are you saying...it's NOT true??:shocked::supergrin:
     
  17. Bunny_FuFu_4u

    Bunny_FuFu_4u Bunny Hunter

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    I'm going with tactical thigh holster on this one.
     
  18. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    A "I.S.P" holster? (literaly INSIDE his Pants, strapped to his thigh)

    :rofl:
     


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