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"i bet i can drink you under the table old man"

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by BEER, Jun 18, 2012.

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  1. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    i don't know how many times i've heard this challenge from young pups.

    i don't know how many times i've made some young pup look like an ass in front of his girlfriend, or in front of hid buddies.

    here's the deal, if you're young and stupid. i've been drinking with a purpose for more years than you've been alive. i just want to sit on my porch and drink until i'm happy and i don't wanna be screwed with. BUT, if you challenge me then i will put you in your place. once you're in your place i will not only polish off whatever i brought but i will also drink whatever you brought.

    there's a reason us old ****ers are not only still around but we're also doing well.

    if you want to just hang out and have a few beers/drinks and be cool then pull up a chair, but if you want to be a jackass and try to take on a drinking contest then by all means let's tie one on and i'll teach you how to deal with a real hangover in the morning.

    i did the exact same thing when i was young and stupid, and i'm pretty sure more than a few of us on this forum did the same thing. were you smart or were you stupid?
     
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    skeeter7 Brass Vulture

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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    I always thought that having the ability to out-drink someone is not necessarily something you want to brag about...
     
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    *ASH* in hell everyone loves popcorn

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    the boones farm in me says otherwise.
     
  8. Osborne

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    Oh please, Shane Macgowan in his teens and 20's could drink you under the table in his sleep. And still could today.
     
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  9. CLoft239

    CLoft239 I Like Turtles

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    Anything weaker than Everclear is just a warm-up...
     
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    :popcorn: Still sittin' here eatin' my popcorn...
     
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    ZekerMan ZekerMan

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  12. clancy

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    I just don't understand the need to brag about how much you can drink. Of course, coming from a family of hard core, bottle of whiskey a day acoholics, I don't see the need to drink at all. But I guess if it makes you feel proud, brag away.
     
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    Kevin108 file_id.diz

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    How much you can drink is irrelevant. How much you can drink and still function normally is where it gets interesting. I have several things in my garage and on my Jeep I am very happy with but have no recollection of having done the work, which involved basic hand tools, cordless saws, etc. Good times! :supergrin:
     
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    eracer Where's my EBT?

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    This pretty much says it all...
     
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    M&P15T Beard One

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    I haven't read any of the other replies......yet.

    Perhaps doing so will brighten my morning before I head off to a long day at work.

    Machisom has it's place, as there are definite biological reasons why men exist in the admittedly watered-down manner in which we do. But to believe that being able to drink another person under the table, to think that this should somehow be a badge of honor among men, misses the point of being a man.

    We are to be stronger, faster, and quicker deicision making under compressed time, to protect and shepard our young off-spring. Drinking helps none of that.

    Sorry buddy, but it's Monday morning. Real men are heading off to provide sustinance and shelter for others and ourselves. Have fun with your hang-over. I'll enjoy my day by making it productive.
     
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    moishlashen Senile Member

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    byf43 NRA Life Member

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    Same here.

    Yesterday evening. Around 6:30 p.m.

    Just me and my darlin' wife.
    Sittin' on the back deck, in the shade, watching the world go by.

    Grass is cut.








    Time for a little refreshment.
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  19. M&P15T

    M&P15T Beard One

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    How would that be? By drinking us under the table?

    Look, I understand that a few beers can help one relax, but it actually increases the stress that one has to deal with the next day due to being hung-over. So at the end of the next day, more alcohol is required to deal with the additional stress that the previous day's drinking and hang-over created.

    I drink, and each time I do it is less and less. I've seen that drinking only creates more stress than it relieves.
     
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    I would never challenge a dude named Beer to a drinking contest.

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