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I am now enlightened

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skykevver, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. Skykevver

    Skykevver Proud American

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    The Arabs are not happy!
    They're not happy in Gaza.
    They're not happy in Egypt.
    They're not happy in Libya.
    They're not happy in Morocco.
    They're not happy in Iran.
    They're not happy in Iraq.
    They're not happy in Yemen.
    They're not happy in Afghanistan.
    They're not happy in Pakistan.
    They're not happy in Syria.
    They're not happy in Lebanon.
    They’re not happy in the countries they control.

    So, where are they happy?
    They're happy in England.
    They're happy in France.
    They're happy in Italy.
    They're happy in Germany.
    They're happy in Norway.
    They're happy in Sweden.
    They're happy in Canada & the U.S.
    They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

    And who do they blame?
    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves.
    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! YOU WOULD THINK THEY COULD FIGURE IT OUT.


    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims are so quick to commit suicide.
    Let's have a look at the evidence:
    No Christmas.
    No television.
    No nude women.
    No football.
    No pork chops.
    No hotdogs.
    No burgers.
    No beer.
    No bacon.
    Rags for clothes.
    Towels for hats.
    Constant wailing from some tower.
    More than one wife.
    More than one mother-in-law.
    You can't shave.
    Your wife can't shave.
    You can't wash off the smell of donkey.
    You cook over burning camel dung.
    Your wife is picked by someone else.
    Your wife smells like your donkey.
    Should we wonder why they are mad?

    Then they tell you that,
    "When you die, it all gets better"..

    It's not like it could get much worse
    :patriot:
     

  2. Paul53

    Paul53 Geezer Boomer

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  4. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

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    I suppose that they will not be happy until they are in control of Israel.