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I´m afraid of North-americans

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zero_Zulu, Apr 11, 2003.

  1. Zero_Zulu

    Zero_Zulu Water Defender

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    "President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and
    that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,
    they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and
    fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida."

    Jay Leno



    "President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN
    to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the
    approval of the American voters to become president, either."

    David Letterman



    "We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of
    mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading
    Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

    Jon Stewart



    "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of
    Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine,
    supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that
    amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for
    Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out."

    Jay Leno

    "CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into
    three parts ... regular, premium and unleaded."

    Jay Leno


    "Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the
    weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president
    in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war."

    Jay Leno

    "In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President
    Bush to a live, televised debate. I think this would be fair, since
    English is a second language to both of them."

    Jay Leno

    "Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war
    with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that,
    President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio."

    Jay Leno
     
  2. hapuna

    hapuna Trusted Member

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    Though I see this as funny I hope you get the same response from the rest of the board!:)
     


  3. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

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    perhaps we should have allowed the military of aregentina to solve the iraq problem. they do have a military, don't they?
     
  4. Zero_Zulu

    Zero_Zulu Water Defender

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    Problem? What problem?

    Seriously, I didn´t want to offend you guys. I posted it on The Lighter Side. I think those words are ligth, aren´t they..?
     
  5. JennYe

    JennYe

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    "Las Malvinas son Argentinas"

    Not the last time I checked. :)
     
  6. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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  7. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

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  8. Clydehoward

    Clydehoward

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    Since this is a humorous thread, didn't the Argentine Armed Forces capture an island full of sheep several years ago.
     
  9. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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    Heck, last year during a drill, British Royal Marines invaded Spain. While on the beach a Spanish cop redirected them to nearby Gibralter.
     
  10. kels

    kels

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    Yes they did and the sheep won with a little
    help from the Royal Marines, Soldiers and
    HMS Navy.