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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 28, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend has a huge p*nis.

    "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

    "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

    "What do you mean?" Jim asked.

    "Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."

    Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

    A few weeks later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

    Jim replied, " I did what you said but my p*nis has actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!"

    "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"

    "Well, butter is expensive, so I've been using Crisco."

    "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed, "No wonder man, Crisco's shortening!"
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    lol nice ;f