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Hundred Word Post

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, May 24, 2002.

  1. (This post has been removed. ChuteTheMall's doctors expect
    him to make a full recovery, and he has indicated that he
    understands the reasons for his ass-whipping, and that he
    will try to behave in the future.);L
  2. Bildungsroman

    Bildungsroman Madberater

    May 8, 2002
    I posted a new glocktalk thread
    There were no replies
    So I went to bed
    I closed my eyes and had a dream
    All I saw were answered posts
    On the wings of angelic hosts
    Then I started to scream
    I awoke with a fright
    To a bump in the night
    I grabbed my glock
    Checked the chamber
    I was ready to rock
    To face the unknown danger
    I stumbled out the door
    Saw nothing and continued fore
    Step by step I went
    Until I heard a noise that
    Filled me with dread
    I was first to answer
    Chutethemall’s thread

  3. wwotw

    wwotw wha?

    Jan 23, 2002
    in my own little world
    stop encouraging him, :)
  4. GlocksRock

    GlocksRock No California

    Jan 29, 2000
    North Carolina
    somebody has way too much time on their hands.
  5. Bildungsroman

    Bildungsroman Madberater

    May 8, 2002
    it did make the hour break go quicker
  6. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

    Mar 18, 2002
    Norwood, Ohio
    Like other GlockTalk users, I have pondered the significance of the “X” word post threads, a phenomenon started by ChuteTheMall. I did not get in on the game early on, so by the time I read through the two and three word posts, they were long and cumbersome and had deteriorated beyond any hope for recovery. I was intrigued by the later twelve word post and posted haiku, hoping to juggle both syllable and word counting, with mixed success. I resisted the fifty word post trying not to encourage ChuteTheMall, but I find I cannot fight any longer. I surrender.
  7. Bildungsroman

    Bildungsroman Madberater

    May 8, 2002
    To aid the other glocktalkers we could divide the 100 word post into smaller “bite-size” pieces, for example 50 two word posts, 33 1/3 three word posts, 25 4 word posts or 10 ten word posts. One coherent post isn’t necessary as exemplified by my other postings. Start with baby steps.

    Another Chutethemall
    Thread to post
    Not more than or
    Less than one million words
    Would be a challenge for some
    But our hero has a proven strategy
    To incrementally increase the words in each line
    Until, what once was unachievable is rendered merely routine

    It is now your turn
  8. There was a Great Dog Convention.

    But, before they could enter,
    or even take a look,
    they had to take their a**hole off,
    and hang it on a hook.

    But before they even got seated,
    (every mother, pup, and sire),
    An old dog hollered from the back,
    "Run for your life. It's a FIRE!"

    The crowd of dogs began to panic,
    and nobody stopped to look.
    They grabbed the very nearest a**hole,
    off the very nearest hook.

    And this is why, even today,
    a dog will drop a bone,
    to sniff another dog's a**hole,
    to see if it's his own.

    ;G ;a ;a