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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 17, 2008.


  1. okie

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    A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

    The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and
    then all mankind was made."

    Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

    The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
    human race evolved."

    The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it
    possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said
    they developed from monkeys?"

    The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about
    my side of the family and your father told you about his."
     
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