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How's Your Day Going?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Jun 24, 2011.

  1. barstoolguru

    barstoolguru texas proud

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    Jan 10, 2011
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    There I was sitting by myself at the bar staring
    at my untouched drink.
    Suddenly, a 6'8" tattooed biker steps up next to me
    and grabs my drink.
    He then grinned at me and gulped down my drink
    in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?"
    he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
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    "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think
    you'd CRY. I just need to kick someone's *****,
    not watch a grown man crying."
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    "This is the worst day of my life," I say.
    "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting
    and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
    I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any
    insurance.
    I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
    I found my old lady in bed with the gardener,
    and then my dog bit me."
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    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put
    an end to it all. I buy a drink; I drop a capsule in
    and sit here watching the poison dissolve.
    Then you, you overgrown horse's *****, show up
    and drinks the whole thing!
    But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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