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How women and men pray differently

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Sep 11, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who's loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempt to hit on my friend.
    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    I look at the creep you sent me instead.
    Amen.

    MALE PRAYER
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store.
    Amen.