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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 10, 2005.


  1. okie

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    How to Disengage a Bra


    Objective: To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

    What You Need:
    1. Girl with bra
    2. Two functional hands
    3. Common sense

    Techniques:
    1. "The Houdini Hug": Using sleight of hand, place arms around girl and
    unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
    2. "MacGyver's Off The Shoulder Slide": An alternative method to use
    after 10 minutes of unsuccessful hugging.

    Do Not Use: Scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, black
    magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks,
    or chisel and hammer.

    Warning: When removing a bra, do not say the following:
    1. "I really want to thank you for this."
    2. "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
    3. "Do you have any cereal?"