How to Disengage a Bra Objective: To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot. What You Need: 1. Girl with bra 2. Two functional hands 3. Common sense Techniques: 1. "The Houdini Hug": Using sleight of hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!" 2. "MacGyver's Off The Shoulder Slide": An alternative method to use after 10 minutes of unsuccessful hugging. Do Not Use: Scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, black magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer. Warning: When removing a bra, do not say the following: 1. "I really want to thank you for this." 2. "Dammit! I thought they were bigger." 3. "Do you have any cereal?"