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How to tell the sex of a fly:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 20, 2002.


  1. Eddie C.

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    How to tell the sex of a fly...





    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.






    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
     
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