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How to install a home security alarm

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, Mar 31, 2009.


  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928
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    BUBBA ARMY

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    1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).

    2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.

    3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba!
    Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house.

    Better just wait outside til we get back.

    -Billy Bob
     
  2. mymini40

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    hahahahahahahahaha!!!!