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How to install a home security alarm

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928 BUBBA ARMY

    Jan 19, 2009
    Phoenix, Az.
    1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).

    2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.

    3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba!
    Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house.

    Better just wait outside til we get back.

    -Billy Bob
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