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How To Avoid Speeding Tickets

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 6, 2005.


  1. Glockrunner

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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Tired of speeding tickets?


    Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you.


    Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car

    Step 2. Drive VERY FAST

    Step 3. Watch people freak out.

    Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.
     

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  2. hunter29180

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  3. DTQ

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    c8h10n4o2 me

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  4. mrcynical05

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  5. moby clarke

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  6. Glockdude1

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    If I ever find those, I will buy them!!!!!

    ;N
     
  7. JennYe

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    Got to have one.;a
     
  8. GroovedG19

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    That was pretty funny ~1
     
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