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How To Ask For A Raise

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 3, 2008.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The Maid asked for a raise.

    The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

    Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

    Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

    Maria: "The Master said so."

    Madam: "Oh."

    Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

    Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

    Maria: "The Master did."

    Madam: "Oh."

    Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

    Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

    Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

    She got the pay raise...