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How many GTers to change a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JWS755, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. JWS755


    Jan 30, 2007
    Hope this isnt a repeat...

    How many list members does it take to change a light bulb?

    One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    Five to flame the spell checkers.

    Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid.

    Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

    Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb (or lightbulb) forum.

    Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

    Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

    Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

    Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

    Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group that make light bulbs relevant to this group.

    Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too."

    Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

    Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.


    One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

  2. BexarWolf

    BexarWolf Got Milk?

    Jul 22, 2006
    Round Rock, Texas
    How true, how true. :hugs:

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

    Jan 23, 2000
  4. Pierre!

    Pierre! NRA Life Member

    Jun 20, 2003
    Lovin Sparks Nv!


    Jan 2, 2005
    +1 :wavey: :tongueout:
  6. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    May 24, 2000
    How many GT'ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


    I just want to know how the hell they got in there!!!!

  7. DeadMansLife

    DeadMansLife Senior Member

    May 7, 2000
    Carlisle, PA
    1 to mention something or things forgotten.

    7 to post IBTL

    4 to post :popcorn:


  8. i'm one of the :popcorn: 'ers:supergrin: :tongueout: :wavey: