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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Aug 4, 2002.

  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

    Jan 21, 2002
    After hearing about the terribly untimely death of Who bassist John
    Entwhistle, you may have started to feel a little older and missing those
    great old tunes.
    There is good news.
    Some of your old favorites have re-released their greatest hits with new
    lyrics and titles to accommodate their aging audience:
    Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker
    Rolling Stones -- You Can't Always Pee When You Want
    Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
    Carly Simon -- You're so Varicose Vein
    Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
    Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
    Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now
    Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
    Nancy Sinatra -- These Boots Give Me Arthritis
    ABBA -- Denture Queen
    Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
    Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom
    Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair
    Beatles -- I Get By With a Little Help From My Depends
    Steely Dan -- Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper
    Credence Clearwater Revival -- Bad Prune a-Rising
    The Who -- Talkin' 'Bout My Medication
  2. thisaway

    thisaway Moderator

    Jan 11, 2000
    Soddy Daisy, Tenn.
    Thanks, bro! I needed a good laugh today! ;f

  3. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    Just GOTTA love it!!!