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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 3, 2005.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before
    I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says,
    "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
    "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop
    full of customers and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
    long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and
    says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill,
    follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes
    back into the shop laughing hysterically.
    The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
    Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
     
  2. glockfan911

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    Goooo Dawgs!!!!

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