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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old
    son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man
    thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm going to have to start explaining the birds
    and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
    After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son,
    do you have any questions?" "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How
    fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
     

  2. ShaneXman

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