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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 8up, Jan 21, 2006.


  1. 8up

    8up
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    Are You a Democrat, Republican
    or Southern Republican?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
    Republicans And Southern Republicans?

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
    small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
    comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
    obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at
    you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
    shot.


    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
    family.

    What do you do?
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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
    attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
    out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
    message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?


    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
    just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
    away while he was stabbing me?

    Should ! I call 9 -1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
    make this happier, healthier street that would discourage
    such behavior.

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
    friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!
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    Southern Republican's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! click

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
     
  2. Underdog314

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    Dang, guess im just a regular flat out Republican.

    ROFL
     

  3. DriBak

    DriBak
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    I don't vote, it only encourages them ;f ;f