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How Cold is It?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SCmasterblaster, Jan 21, 2003.

  1. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

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    How cold is it?

    Let's hear your snaps . . . .

    Such as:

    It's so cold, that the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets!

    It's so cold, that I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!
     
  2. JohnHarris

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    It is so Cold that when I tried to talk outside it froze. I had to bring the words inside an warm them on the stove for people to hear what I was saying.
     


  3. KA3N

    KA3N Senior Moment

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    It's so cold that when I lit a match, the flame froze!
     
  4. It's so cold, I turned off the air conditioner, closed the windows, and I have to wear long pants. ;f
     
  5. pt945

    pt945 GLOCK 17

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    it is so cold my nipples would cut a diamond....;P ;P ;f ;f
     
  6. cmoth

    cmoth

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    It's so cold that I use my freezer to thaw out our frozen foods.
     
  7. joegerardi

    joegerardi Millennium Member Lifetime Member

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    It's so cold I saw a witch wearing a thermal bra.
     
  8. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    A famous quote from pizzaagrrl,

    "IT's BELOW FAHRENHEIT!"

    ;f Now THAT is C-O-L-D! ;f
     
  9. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    It was so cold we had walk backwards when we peed on a tree.
     
  10. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

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  11. Karl in NY

    Karl in NY

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    I like the Cowboy Junkies lyrics:

    "it's the kind of night that's so cold, when you spit it freezes before it hits the ground"
     
  12. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    It was so cold the vodka poured like syrup.
     
  13. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    It was so cold, people were actually paying Satan so they could get in.
     
  14. riddleofsteel

    riddleofsteel Pulpa est valeo

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    above ground
  15. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    It's colder then a well diggers ass in december:cool: