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How can I become a corporate fatcat?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Annoyedgrunt, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    Have you seen the life that your average corporate fatcat lives nowadays? Lamborghinis, vacation homes in St. Bart's, Cuban cigars and the finest cognac in the jacuzzi on the yacht, nubile young secretaries that will doff their attire with nary a wink and suggestive grin on my part... man, that's the life for me. :hearts:

    I've had it with this working for a living crap. I mean, I have a good-paying federal job that has medical benefits and a nice retirement package that will jibe nicely with social security when I start collecting it... but like most Americans, I've grown discontented with my lot in life. I take everything for granted, and I now demand more.

    How can I become a corporate fatcat, and acquire the wealth, prestige and nubile secretaries that I so richly deserve? Are there any corporate fatcats on here to offer advice? :dunno:
     
  2. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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    Start threatening people with asswhoopin's if they don't pay up regularly. (IOW, run on the Dem ticket) :supergrin:

    The workin' man's a sucka... a sucka, dude.
     
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    Go into politics or become a lobbyist.
     
  4. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    Sounds like too much work. Keep in mind, I don't want to actually DO anything- I just want prestige, yachts and nubile secretaries.
     
  5. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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    Just do it a few times, then hire people to do it for you. Hire a supervisor loyal to you alone. Capitalism in action, brah.
     
  6. Cali-Glock

    Cali-Glock Mountain Man

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    I dunno - most corporate "fat cats" work 70-80 hour weeks and drive semi-modest vehicles and help hundreds or thousands of subordinates to produce and earn a good living.

    Sure there are some perks, but they are earned.
     
  7. jtmac

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    Jim Croce had a song about this kind of situation.
     
  8. *ASH*

    *ASH* in hell everyone loves popcorn

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    start a fleet of hot dog carts
     
  9. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    That doesn't sound like much fun- that sounds like my life now. Without the helping other people, though. Think more along the lines of Charles Montgomery Burns and less of Bill Gates.

    Do you have a link to support this statement? This is Glocktalk, you know. To post is human, to link, divine. :wavey:
     
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    Eric Big Giant Head Staff Member Admin Silver Member

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag"]Dire Straits - Money For Nothing music video (Good quality, all countries) - YouTube[/ame]
     
  11. Louisville Glocker

    Louisville Glocker Urban Redneck

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    Go back in time and get born to a rich daddy. Then go to the ivy league college he went to* yes, they have preferential admissions policies. That is a great start. Use family connections and name to get hired by a top company and you're well on your way.

    Oh you can't do that? Maybe you're not working hard enough.
     
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  12. DanaT

    DanaT Pharaoh

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    Take away health care from peoples mother-in-laws and pocket the millions for yourself.
     
  13. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    Hey, I'm all about trampling on little people to reach my desired wealth, but that's just mean. Who the hell would advocate such a thing? :faint:
     
  14. Never Nervous

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    Set yourself up a church and then start your own religion. Private jet, Rolls Royce and Lambo, tax exempt. No problem.:whistling:

    NN
     
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    What you do not like creflo dollar.
     
  16. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    Kick-ass song, by the way. I still remember watching this song on MTV (back when they played, you know, music) and my brother going on about the then-awesome computer graphics. :rofl:

    I think these guys had a premonition of sorts back in the 80's, though. The little ****** with the earring and the make-up? That was Justin Beiber.
     
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    I don't even care about the prestige. I will settle for the yachts and nubile secretaries. In fact with the yachts I can probably use them to get the nubile secretaries...
     
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    Marry Ivanka Trump & keep it in the family.
     
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    Write yourself a good resume and then sell that bs.

    It is hard to fake working your way through the ranks as most CFC's do.

    Maybe some are born into it?
     
  20. DanaT

    DanaT Pharaoh

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    Have you just thought about the easy way to become a fat cat? Go to the all you can eat buffet every night.