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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 24, 2003.


  1. okie

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    They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.

    She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

    "But, madam!", replied the bellman.

    "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

    "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!"