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Honest Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 12, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Honest Lawyer

    An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.
    'As I'm sure you can understand,' she started off with one of the first applicants, 'in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.' She leaned forward. 'Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?'

    'Honest?' replied the job prospect. 'Let me tell you something about honesty. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.'

    'Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?'

    The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, 'He sued me for the money.'