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Home sick

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 20, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops
    into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the
    Madam, drops down $500 and says,
    "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"
    The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you
    could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
    The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm
    homesick."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice
    on the ot other end says, "This is Susan. We met a party
    about 3 months ago."
    John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?"
    Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took
    me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You
    told me I was a good sport."
    John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
    Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
    John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when
    he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot
    her instead of her lover, he replied,
    "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a
    different man every week?"
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,
    France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently
    studied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled
    over to him. "Do you have something in mind?" she asked.
    "I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied. "That's
    why I want a nice gift."