Home Owners Association Police???

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by KY Moose, Jan 24, 2013.

  1. Wait...What????? CNN has their own sworn PD?

    That seems to be a bit hypocritical and explains a lot. Who cares about rights when you have your own private force at your control.

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  2. In Virginia, these private police are known as Special Conservators of the Peace and within their special jurisdiction they have the power to make warrantless arrests and traffic enforcement. I believe the only thing they cannot do is execute warrants. They are appointed by a circuit court judge who sets their geographic jurisdiction which can be as small as the employers private property or as large as the entire circuit court. This could be an entire county.

  3. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

    Yeah, I would but then I had a full-time job which dictated that I be away from home at least 1+2-14 hours a day and of course, the tyrant witch always made meetings at very inconvenient, if not impossible, times.

    I tried making one and missed it by a bit and caught what was basically a farce of a meeting where nobody was allowed to participate and everyone just gave up in disgust. There were tons of opposition but the old retired villains just had their own en bloc stranglehold on the whole place. I moved out around the two year mark. I had enough.
  4. Bill Lumberg

    Bill Lumberg BTF Inventor

    Last time I was there, they had security guards, but most of them were retired police.
  5. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

    So what do the Homeowner Association Police have on the back of their raid jackets? HOMO POLICE? : whistling:

    I think we can all agree Association would be too big to fit and the abbreviation would be much too awkward to add to that.


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  6. knoxvegasdaddy

    knoxvegasdaddy UBER VOL !!!

    ....that are issued 10MM sidearms:faint:
  7. knoxvegasdaddy

    knoxvegasdaddy UBER VOL !!!

    If an H.O.A. policeman knocks on my door without an appointment, and is not wearing his hat, do I REALLY have to bring my trash can in from the curb RIGHT THEN, or can it wait until tomorrow?
  8. razdog76

    razdog76 Heavy Mettle

    That's like the beginning of a bad joke, An HOA Policeman walks into a bar...
  9. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

    More power to you if you can turn that into a worse joke than mine...


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  10. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

    The raid jacket alone would be worth it... HO POLICE. Wear that to your local main drag to scare all the ladies of the night.
  11. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member


    Those same officers could work for the Airport Security Serivce.

    I can see their raid jackets now........ :supergrin:
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  12. BlisteringSilence

    BlisteringSilence Secret Squirrel

    Don't those guys do drug diversion investigations? I would think that it makes sense to swear them in.

    We swear in anyone that does investigations that can result in criminal prosecution, at least at the state level. Makes for a cleaner court case.
  13. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

    After the merger of the agencies, it can be the:


  14. GD2J

    GD2J GoDirectly2Jail

    I'm assuming their special team would be the

  15. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

    That's just the little poots that come out, but for some serious action, you need:



  16. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  17. Texas357

    Texas357 Señor Member

    I once saw a situation where some guy calls city hall to complain about a light the city had just installed in a city park. Apparently he was some big shot on the HOA board and expected all changes in the neighborhood to go through him.

    City hall told him his house was too far from the light for him to complain about it shining in his bedroom window, and that the city is not a member of the HOA, therefore is not subject to HOA rules.

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