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Holy water

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 13, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front

    of

    the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws

    away

    his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the

    rectory

    to

    tell the priest what he'd just seen.

    Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a

    miracle. Tell me, where is this man?" "Flat on his ass, Father, over

    by

    the holy water."