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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Wmarden, Sep 9, 2003.

  1. Wmarden

    Wmarden

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    Adolph Hitler was having terrible nightmares, and so he decided to go to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could find the source of his problem.

    "I am sorry but I am unable to help you solve your dreams" said the fortune teller, "but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday."

    "And which holiday will this be?" he asked.

    "It does not matter." she replied. "Any day that you die will be a Jewish Holiday."