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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Big DAWG #383, Mar 28, 2007.


  1. Big DAWG #383

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    FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLARIFED THIS FOR ME

    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their Religion.

    The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story:

    When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a liquor store, or a motel in the United States.

    If not, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.
     
  2. Gregoriev

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  3. eddief4

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