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  1. Nowhere Man

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    >Hillary Clinton was spending the morning at a primary school in Ithaca, New
    >York to talk to the children about her job as a US Senator.
    >
    >After her talk, she offered question time. One little boy puts up his
    >hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.
    >
    >"Kenneth."
    >
    >"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
    >
    >"I have three questions:
    >
    >First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
    >
    >Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
    >office?
    >
    >And third - Whatever happened to all the stuff you and President Clinton
    >took when you left the White House?"
    >
    >Just then the bell rang for recess.
    >
    >Hillary Clinton informed the kids that they would continue after recess.
    >
    >When they resumed, Hillary said, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right,
    >question time. Who has a question?"
    >
    >A different little boy raised his hand; the esteemed Senator from New York
    >pointed him out and asked him what his name is.
    >
    >"Larry."
    >
    >"And what is your question?"
    >
    >"I have five questions:
    >
    >First - Whatever happened to your medical healthcare plan?
    >
    >Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
    >office?
    >
    >Third - Whatever happened to all the stuff you and President Clinton took
    >when you left the White House?
    >
    >Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
    >
    >And fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"