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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    May 24, 2000

    Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic
    athlete. But she was not athletic enough.

    She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women.

    She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy.

    Should she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be
    president because she can't do anything else." --Jay Leno

    "Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." --Jay Leno

    "Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton
    running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while
    others hate it." --Conan O'Brien

    "In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why
    President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for
    the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
    --Jay Leno

    "Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is
    elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill
    Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."--Jay Leno

    "Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same
    sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'" -Jay Leno

    "A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on
    eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but
    still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I
    got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine." -Jay Leno

    "Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow
    all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business
    partners can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno

  2. That's Hillaryous!

  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    May 24, 2000