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Hillary is depressed

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by njoy4x4, Apr 5, 2005.


  1. njoy4x4

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    A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a
    dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse
    than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of
    stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the
    hold up?"
    The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is so depressed, she stopped her
    motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
    herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the
    Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So
    we're taking up a collection for her.
    The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer
    replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
     

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  2. 7.62mmFMJ

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    I'll donate 20 gallons and a Zippo ;z ;z ;c
     

  3. vafish

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    I'll donate a 55 Gallon drum of High Octane race fuel.
     
  4. StoneGiant

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    Gasoline has become to expensive to do that though. I would donate.:)
     
  6. Str8shootr

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    <--------------Looking for a siphon hose.
     
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