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Here's your sign

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by prpbmw, Jun 17, 2007.


  1. prpbmw

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    I enjoy the humor of comedian Bill Engvall (Here’s your sign!)

    So yesterday, I pull into a little Sunoco gas station on my motorcycle. There are 3 pumps. A man identified as Tom, is filling up a customer on the full serve pump, as I put $15 in my bike. A young cutie is at the 3rd pump with a 4 door piece of crap econo-sedan.

    I finish, and walk inside, only to see that there is no one manning the cash register. Surmising the gas station is a one man affair, I patiently wait, credit card in hand for Tom to finish and come in and take my money. The place did not have “pay at the pump”.

    Do I am standing at the cash register, motorcycle jacket on, helmet on. My bike is in plain sight at pump #2.

    The cutie is behind me, cash in hand.

    Tom says to me, which one (pump) are you?

    I, I reply, that would be the motorcycle…..Here’s your sign.

    Any wonder why Tom makes his living pumping gas?
     
  2. Dyerbill

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    I'm Tom and I don't get it???????





    :rofl: :rofl: :animlol: :rofl: :rofl:
     

  3. Sharker

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    hahaha... I was talking to a friend the other day and we were eating with a Company Representative from Sweden...
    My coworker looked at the Swede and asks... do you have weekends in Sweden?
    The guy looked at her quite puzzled, and says, yeah, every week!
    I immediately did the "hears your sign" gesture while saying it! (no one else got that aspect though)
     
  4. vafish

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    Yeah but do they have the 4th of July?
     
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