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Here's the words to the "There once was a man from Nantucket" limerick:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by The Pontificator, Sep 22, 2003.

  1. Grog

    Grog Millennium Member

    Jul 15, 1999
    His chicken said "cluck it" :)

  2. shu

    shu Millennium Member

    Dec 10, 1999
    pharr, tx
    There once was a man from Nantuckett
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket,
    His daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man;
    And as for the bucket, Nan tuckit.

    Well he followed the pair to Pawtucket
    - Nan, and her man, and the bucket.
    Paw said to the man:
    "You can have Nan."
    But as for the bucket, Paw tucket.

    But they found him again in Manhasset
    Where Paw held the cash as an asset.
    And Nan and her man
    took the bucket and ran.
    So as for the cash, the man has it!