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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, May 23, 2002.


  1. Alex_Knight

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    If Jesus was electricuted instead of crucified, would we all be wearing little chairs around our necks?
     

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    Da Bear is back

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    I don't know, but we'd probably be speaking Latin today
     

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  4. carebear

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    See, if the Romans had controlled electricity they might be technologically superior enough to maintain the Empire in the face of barbarian attack and to prevent decay from within.

    So they'd still be around.

    And Latin would still be the Lingua Franca.

    So we'd speak it.

    Still.

    ;g
     
  5. AC37

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    BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one Alex! ;i ;a ;f
     
  6. Alex_Knight

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    Glad you liked that AC.

    I have a friend that engages in deep thought at times. So I steal all his material. ;f
     
  7. Dogman

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    If they drowned him, would we be wearing a little anvil or a cement bucket?
     
  8. carebear

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    And if they "stoned" Him to death?;a
     
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    We'd be carrying a "lucky" stone in our pockets.
     
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    What if he was posioned and died on the toilet?
     
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    PP;i
     
  12. AC37

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    No kidding. ;a


    Alex, stealing people's material? At least it was for our enjoyment. :cool:
     
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    Mail's been slow...

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    Alex, I fear for your sanity. ;f
     
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    What if he was killed by firing squad? Would we all have little AK charms?
     
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    Was it Hienlien who wrote a story in which the founder of a faith was hanged and his followers wore gallows?
     
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    If he died of old age would they wear "old" around their necks?

    Besides, just be glad he was not run over by a train or crashed in a plane.
     
  18. Blast

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    'nuff said

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    Fear not, for his sanity has been long gone.;g




    Also, he has gas.[​IMG]
     
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    I really need to start reading the dates of when posts are started....I was quite suprised to see a PACKIN' PLASTIC post
     
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