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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, May 23, 2002.

  1. If Jesus was electricuted instead of crucified, would we all be wearing little chairs around our necks?
     
  2. carebear

    carebear Da Bear is back

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    I don't know, but we'd probably be speaking Latin today
     

  3. carebear

    carebear Da Bear is back

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    See, if the Romans had controlled electricity they might be technologically superior enough to maintain the Empire in the face of barbarian attack and to prevent decay from within.

    So they'd still be around.

    And Latin would still be the Lingua Franca.

    So we'd speak it.

    Still.

    ;g
     
  4. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one Alex! ;i ;a ;f
     

  5. Glad you liked that AC.

    I have a friend that engages in deep thought at times. So I steal all his material. ;f
     
  6. Dogman

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    If they drowned him, would we be wearing a little anvil or a cement bucket?
     
  7. carebear

    carebear Da Bear is back

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    And if they "stoned" Him to death?;a
     
  8. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    We'd be carrying a "lucky" stone in our pockets.
     
  9. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    What if he was posioned and died on the toilet?
     
  10. PACKIN' PLASTIC

    PACKIN' PLASTIC 4,500+ posts

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    Somebody needs to PM this page to JMT_USA.


    PP;i
     
  11. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    No kidding. ;a


    Alex, stealing people's material? At least it was for our enjoyment. :cool:
     
  12. jmt_usa

    jmt_usa Shilly Savior?

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    Mail's been slow...

    [​IMG]
     
  13. pizzaaguy

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    Alex, I fear for your sanity. ;f
     
  14. doubletap1

    doubletap1 White Devil

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    What if he was killed by firing squad? Would we all have little AK charms?
     
  15. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    Was it Hienlien who wrote a story in which the founder of a faith was hanged and his followers wore gallows?
     
  16. Guest

    If he died of old age would they wear "old" around their necks?

    Besides, just be glad he was not run over by a train or crashed in a plane.
     
  17. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    Fear not, for his sanity has been long gone.;g




    Also, he has gas.[​IMG]
     
  18. Razor

    Razor Millennium Member

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    I really need to start reading the dates of when posts are started....I was quite suprised to see a PACKIN' PLASTIC post