Bubba is sitting on the porch when he sees a bunch of PETA folks stop at the general store down the street. He calls his hunting buddy Zeb and tells Zeb to meet him at the general store right away and to agree to anything that Bubba says. A few minutes later at the store Bubba causally reminds Zeb that they are going to go deer hunting the next morning at sun-up in Hayley's Swamp. Zeb's a little puzzled, but agrees like Bubba told him. The next morning Bubba picks Zeb up and they head for the woods. Zeb asked Bubba how come he said they were going hunting in Hayley's Swamp when they're actually going be hunting on the farm next to it. Bubba laughingly replied that he figured them PETA folks would be out there this morning and hooting and hollering and since their old hound dog died it was the only way he could think of to get the deer out of the swamp.