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Help, my wife left me and I can't figure out why

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by omega48038, Nov 12, 2012.

  1. omega48038

    omega48038

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    I was doing a small plumbing repair and went to the hardware to get some supplies. While I was out, my wife texted me "just got home - wha'cha doing?". I sent back "I'm in town picking up some flucks". When I got home the car was packed & she was leaving for her mother's.

    She was supposed to help me with my project, but now I guess I'll have to flucks myself.
     
  2. Eurodriver

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    Sorry for your loss.

    Move to Thailand.
     

  3. VC-Racing

    VC-Racing General Flunky

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    Shoulda used PCV instead of copper :wavey:
     
  4. whoflungdo

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    Did she take the Bravia?
     
  5. Geko45

    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

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    Did you ask her to come home and assist you in laying some pipe?
     
  6. Foxterriermom

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    I think I know what the problem is. All this time you have been flucksing her and what she truly wanted was a really good flux.
     
  7. RJ1670

    RJ1670 Addicted Member

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    It's all for the better. She probably had jacked up teef.
     
  8. Bruce M

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    Might have worked better if you had texted her you were going to pick up some soldier...err wait never mind.
     
  9. raven11

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    bro, when you go and try to hash it out with the wife don't check out her mom, some dude got punched in the face the other day

    however if that does happen please post the photos on GT
     
  10. vart

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    Maybe because your text made her realize she didn't want to be married to someone who didn't know how to spell, "flux"??:dunno::whistling:
     
  11. DanaT

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    Maybe a picture of her would help us give you advice.


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  12. SMOKEin

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    Pepcid. The answer to all of life's flucks, is pepcid.
     
  13. Atlas

    Atlas transmogrifier

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    Pepcid = 42 ? :dunno:
     
  14. countrygun

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    Sounds like how I lost the first wife, she was hounding me about the "Honey Do" list, so I sent her to the hardware store for a board stretcher, some 2" putty, a metric Crescent wrench and a round tuit.

    She ran off with the counter guy at the hardware store and I declared him my "New Best Friend"
     
  15. Baba Louie

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    It happens. But you're in good company. I bet Dave Petreaus has a similar problem for awhile. :whistling:
     
  16. texasglong

    texasglong NRA Life Member

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    It's Flux, She left you cause you can't spell.
     
  17. omega48038

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    Maybe so, oh well I've never been accused of being an Alfred Einstein.
     
  18. omega48038

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    Is that Flux with a capital F?
     
  19. Hamilton Burger

    Hamilton Burger Incompetent

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    How else you gonna know if you're down for a two-fer???

    Or someone who doesn't know how to use autocorrect?

    AC or DC?
    Maybe he offered to buy her 2 round tuits. What shape were hers? :cool:
     
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