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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, Jan 28, 2003.


  1. Alex_Knight

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    A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?"

    He replied. "Hell if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse"

    The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.

    What in the world happened?" asked her husband.

    Damned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose"
     
  2. Eddie C.

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    Good one Alex!;i ;i ;i
     

  3. okie

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    Sure laugh at his but not mine;1 ;f ;)
     
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  5. Alex_Knight

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    Good catch DOGMAN ! ! !



    You would be what we refer to in "The Business" as a HELPER MUSCLE ! ! !

    ;f ;f ;f


    I on the other hand would be refered to as a CHEATER MUSCLE ! ! !